it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Randomize
