I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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