I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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