I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
