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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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