My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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