Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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