i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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