Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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