is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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