Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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