can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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