There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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