Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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