He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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