I wannas sexs uuuuu
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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