just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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