are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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