It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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