BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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