Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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