Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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