okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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