The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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