So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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