dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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