Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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