arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why is there bacon in the couch?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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