If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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