walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
