Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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