i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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