At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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