I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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