Your tits are I can't wait for
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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