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I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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