so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
And then my night got REAL pukey
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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