my vag is so smooth its legendary
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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