how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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