whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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