she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
love makes seman taste better
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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