South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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