My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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