No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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