Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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