careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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