If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She announced her abortion via fbk
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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