i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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