we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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