It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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