thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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