She's JV to your varsity
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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