that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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