They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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