trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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