I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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