she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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