Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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